Thomas L. Shaffer

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Reincarnation

August 21st, 2008 · No Comments

If I am reincarnated, I am sure that it will be as a cab driver in Seattle. I can think of nothing worse than having to drive in this awful, awful, awful, awful place.

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Tags: life · seattle

Conan O’Brien Commencement Speech Harvard 2000

June 10th, 2008 · No Comments

I attended my sister-in-law’s High School graduation this past weekend. I know what you are going to say, and the answer is yes - nothing is better than sitting in a college dome in 90+ degree weather for 2 hours listening to tweeners talk about their future as they shuck and jive across the stage. […]

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Tags: humor · life

Happy Memorial Day 2008

May 26th, 2008 · No Comments

I hope everyone is enjoying the day off (those who were able to). Just remember when you are digging into your third scoop of potato salad and washing it down with another Miller Chill, you take a few moments and remember those who lost their lives for this country. This day isn’t just about a […]

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Holy Hotness in the PNW

May 17th, 2008 · No Comments

It is 95 degrees here today. That is hot. Now, I know I should be used to temperatures this high plus humidity. The difference is, here in the pacific northwest there are only two places I can go that have air conditioning - my car or the movie theatre. Well, the theatres are packed and […]

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Why My Wife Hates Mother’s Day

May 11th, 2008 · No Comments

No, my wife is not heartless. She loves her mom, and my mom, and moms in general. However, this is the second year in a row something bad has happened to her on Mother’s Day. Last year, my homie came to visit and we went to a M’s game. Well, Ashley found a way to […]

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Lazy Saturday

May 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

I love doing nothing on the weekends. One of these days I might look back and say “why didn’t I do this or that” but for now forget it. I got in a conversation this week with a coworker about what I do outside the office, what my hobbies are. I was pretty proud to say […]

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Hello World, It’s Me Margaret

April 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Congrats to one of my best friends Rob on having his baby girl. Margaret “Maggie” Linda Paschal was born April 8th, weighing in at 8 pounds 7 ounces. She has a website - maggiepaschal.com where I have no doubt will be filled with pictures, videos, and whatever else Rob and Carrie have time for. I know […]

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Living Out My Childhood Dream Of Being Batman

March 14th, 2008 · No Comments

I think every boy growing up wants to be a crime fighter. They dream of chasing bad guys and punching them with a classic POW! sound. Or maybe you were one of those weenie boys and wanted to shoot people with your web (wuss). Either way, you grew up knowing that crime was bad. Well […]

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Tags: humor · life · work

2008 Goals and Happy New Year

January 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Here are my goals for 2008. Some may call them resolutions, but I’m not a fan of that word. Some are personal goals, some are professional.

Read 20 books: I’m a horrible reader, but sometimes I can power through some titles if my interest is high. I think I read maybe 4 books last year, so […]

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Tags: life